Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
We need to get me chipped asap
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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