out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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