At least make sure they are 18
Why
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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