I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Dear god my vagina.
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