office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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