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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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