Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i will never coherently bang her
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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