is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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