He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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