Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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