What did we do last night that was yellow?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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