the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You may now shotgun with the bride
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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