everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I understand Curling. That high.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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