return my video game
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
