I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
