I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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