Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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