He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
The air taste purple.
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