we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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