Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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