im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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