i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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