We're like a lot better than the average bears
id be glad to
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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