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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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