I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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