Those balls look pretty dangerous.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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