Im at strip club and am horny
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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