Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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