omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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