Ambien. No doubt about it.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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