omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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