Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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