you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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