Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Duck Duck Cougar?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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