I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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