I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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