let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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