i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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