umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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