So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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