I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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