How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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