i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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