Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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