paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
she peed on how many people?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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