I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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