marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I think my moral compass just broke
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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