Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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