I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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