i just google imaged poop.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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